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What's up!!

This week has been pretty wild! The work has definitely been going good! We picked up 2 more new investigators and had a bunch of lessons with some of our other investigators. Also, we put Jamell on date to be baptized on May 14 we're stoked!!! He is stoked too, he came to church yesterday and loved it! Jason should be on date too but he wasn't able to come to church yesterday... But he will next week! And we gave him a blessing to help him overcome smoking and he is super motivated to stop!! Keep him in your prayers!!! We taught Michael the Plan of Salvation which hit him super hard (in a good way) because 2 of his closest friends had been killed that week. The gospel is the best!!

Anyways on to story time.. We were contacting around this apartment complex and we contacted this dude named Tyrone, to give you a mental image of this guy, he had half of his teeth missing and he was an older black dude. But the first time we talked to him he was telling us that we need to watch our tongues and how Jesus was telling him what to tell us and it was all this crazy nonsense, but he was chill with us and then we went our different ways. Then not even 30 minutes later we were knocking some doors and he answered the door so we started talking to him again and he wasn't having the whole Joseph Smith story, so this is what he said: "Alright alright we're bout to get real. I'm bout to get real. We're bout to get BUTT-NAKED REAL!" Meanwhile the bus had just dropped off a bunch of elementary aged kids and their parents were there to pick them up and they were all walking right by us as this was happening! I promise we didn't get butt-naked real whatever that means! #2 We were contacting again and we talked to this lady who was very nice but not very interested and she lived in a neighborhood a street away from the hood so she told us to be careful with the people in the next neighborhood over and we said thank you we will and all that stuff and literally 3 seconds after we said bye to her Earnest drove by and slammed on his brakes because he saw us and reversed to come talk to us and he was holding a huge joint and said loud enough for the whole quiet neighborhood to hear "What the *bleep* is up fellas??? Y'all are lookin spiffed the *bleep* out!! Don't mind this *bleep* man (referring to his joint) I miss you *bleepas*" meanwhile that lady's jaw was on the ground haha Earnest is the man! (Side note from Jen: Upon further investigation of Earnest, I found a story about him several emails back called “March Madness”.  Earnest is an investigator of theirs who calls himself the “OG” or Original Gangster.  I was a little worried after reading this email the first time, so no worries haha, they know Earnest:/)  One more story sorry this is so long. We contacted this lady at a bus stop and it was warm outside so of course she was in her short short short shorts and she was a larger black lady. Shortly into the conversation we found out that she was a stripper so of course it got a little weird for all of us but it was ok because we found out that she was the prophet! She prefers to be addressed as Prophet Tyra the Stripper. She said that she can predict things in the future so I asked her what was gonna happen in 2 years and she said that she was gonna be the President of the United States! So everyone vote for Prophet Tyra the Stripper! I'm sorry if any of this offended anyone, it’s just another week in the hood!

Anyways I hope y'all have a good week!

-Elder Larson

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Picture that was snagged mid lesson with an investigator

Bowling with the District

#MIRACLES

What's good???

I hope y'all had a good week!!! I'm sorry if my first couple lines are the same every single week I never can remember what I started out with last week! Anyways this week was crispy fresh!!! Aka we had a good week! It was a little on the crazy side but that is always a good thing!

During district meeting we got a phone call from our man Chris (potential gator) cancelling our appointment with him because he got in an argument with his buddy and vandalized his car and now he is running away from the cops! (Yes, that is the same one that we watched smoke crack) Then we got a phone call from him later that night while we were studying telling us how he is homeless now and still hiding from the cops and he is gonna go to jail when they find him with lots of colorful language complimenting every other word that he said. That was not the most spiritual planning session! But he said that he needs the gospel in his life so hopefully he doesn't go to jail so we can give it to him haha!

We had some sick lessons with Jason this week, we put him on date to be baptized on May 7th, and he is super pumped for it! The only problem with him is that he smokes. He wants to stop but he is pretty dang addicted to it, so keep him in your prayers!! Also we are probably gonna start teaching his fiance! 

This week we picked up 4 new investigators and they are all brothas!!! Michael is 17 and he boxes and he is super fresh, Daniel is 18 and graduated the same year as me, he's also a trendy brotha. Terrance is another one, he is a minister at his church, Mount Calvary Methodist, and he is 22 yrs old. He is super dope though! We went over to teach him on Friday while I was on exchanges with Elder Tharp and it went super well! We taught him the Restoration and we were waiting for him to start bashing us super hard because he is a minister but he took it all in and loved it! He accepted the baptism invite and is stoked to read the Book of Mormon! #Miracle On Sunday we were taking naps during our lunch hour because it was fast Sunday and we were dead tired and we got a call from the Pasadena elders saying that there was some guy named Jamell that was waiting for us at the church! We were about to go visit him but it turns out that he rode his bike like 4 miles from his house so that he could find us at the church!! So we got up and drove over to the church going 213 mph (not really momJ) to go teach Jamell, just in case you don't know, stuff like that doesn't ever happen! So we went and taught him in the church and he is stoked about the gospel too! Miracles!!

Anyways have a good week!!!

-Elder Larson

The Granado's from the Antietam Ward!!!  Long time no see!

Sister Johnson beating the heck out of me!!

It was snowing but you can't really tell, super cold though!

CONFERENCE :)

Hola como esta, bien??

My Spanish is super weak sauce I'm sorry! There are a lot of Hispanic people around here so that is what they have to deal with! This week was awesome though! We had the mini missionary for half the week but we had to say goodbye to him on Thursday:(:( (His name is James btw) But James got a pretty good introduction to missionary life! In the first few hours with him there was what we presume to be a shooting at the gas station down the street from our place where there were at least 15 cop cars and an ambulance and a fire truck. We didn't get to see what happened but we did see them arrest some brotha and throw him in the back of a cop car. And after that we got swarmed by a bunch of hood kids that thought we were in a movie and wanted our autographs but when we told them we weren't they were all very disappointed and walked away but I asked them if they were in a movie and asked them for their autographs and they all came back and signed a passalong card haha! And idk why but the work was super good when James was with us, we taught a bunch of lessons and even got to go to the temple with our investigator Brandi! We need to have him with us more!

We were in Inner Harbor Baltimore for zone training and an elder in our district gave some money to some homeless people at McDonalds (definitely not recommended unless you want to get jumped) and got them all kicked out of McD's for begging haha it was jacked up!! Anyways after zone training we ate at this super ghetto chicken place called Hip Hop Chicken which was pretty good but it destroyed us!! Elder Burtenshaw threw up a bunch and I thought I got away without getting sick but it caught up to me on Friday and I was down and out! Dang! But we still helped rescue a dog from getting hit by a car on Friday that was sick! We started teaching this guy named Tello who is super dope! He tells us all the time that we are "gansgta" for going around and talking to people and he said that we are the only white people that all the people in the ghetto respect!

Conference was awesome though!! Just a quick thought from it for y'all: We know from the scriptures that Jesus was the greatest, in fact a perfect leader. He was the only person that could come to earth and by His example lead all of God's children that would accept Him. But why was He the perfect leader? Jesus Christ was a perfect leader because He was a perfect follower. Christ perfectly followed His Father's plan for Him and for all of us. We know what we have to do to follow Heavenly Father's plan. Regardless of our callings in life and in the church. We are all leaders and we are all followers. Follow Christ and be a leader to those who are around you as Christ was to us.

Have a good week!

-Elder Larson

James burning a tie for his half way (2 day) mark on the mini mission

The dog we saved:)

The squad at the Temple!!

HOOD MENTALITY

What's good???

We had a crazy/amazing week here in the Dirty Burnie!! To start things off we had MLC in Columbia and Elder Carlson came to speak to us it was awesome! Super spiritual experience! We didn't get home until super late! By that I mean 11:30 lol.. Then we had district meeting and we all got super pumped! Which worked because right after Elder Burtenshaw and I went and picked up 4 new investigators!! The mom was a referral and her kids are all super cool! Her name is Pebbles and they are all super hood and super solid! They are all stoked about prophets and the Book of Mormon!! The best part is that there are 4 or 5 more people in their family that we could potentially pick up too! Super pumped!

On Thursday I went on exchanges into Brooklyn Park aka THE HOOD haha it was so sick! We tracted through Cherry Hill which is apparently the most dangerous place in America haha! When we were waiting for the light rail we saw some guy smoke crack and then he came over to us and told us that he just smoked crack and then we got a return appointment with him haha! And he lives in Glen Burnie so I was pumped about that! But pretty much everywhere we went people were telling us to be careful or to get out of the area before something happened to us. In that area it is less than 10% white people haha. Super fun!!

Saturday we found out that a lady got evicted so we went and helped her move so we had to ditch our plans for the night because we were in a completely different area and we were on bikes. So we prayed that we would be able to make an effective use of the rest of the night and that we would have some awesome opportunities to share the gospel. As we were walking through our apartment complex we came across a family that was moving into the 4th floor and they had a HUGE moving van packed to the top with stuff to move up to their new apartment and everyone there was super tired and ready to give up and then we came in and moved pretty much the entire truck up to their apartment and they were all amazed!! A bunch of them told us that we were answers to their prayers and that we were angels! So we are going back this week to teach them so we're pretty pumped about that!

Also last night we were walking around contacting and we taught a guy while he was smoking weed and he is super stoked about the gospel haha!! And we picked him up as an investigator! We might have gotten second hand high from it, I promise I don't have a problem with the Word of Wisdom hahaha!!!

Have a good week!!!

-Elder Larson

SPRING:)

BALTIMORE: The Worst City in America

Sleeping Man (hopefully he's not dead)

MARCH MADNESS

What's up fam??

I hope y'all had an outrageous week! Cuz we did! The work has been kinda slow so we have been out contacting and knocking doors constantly trying to find some people to teach! I don't know why but we have been bashed by more people this week than I ever have my whole mission haha! They tell us to avoid bible bashing with people as much as possible because nothing good ever comes from bashing. We have a few investigators, one of them (Linda) has actually been coming to ward activities and church and stuff so hopefully we will be able to put her on date to be baptized! 

We picked up a new investigator yesterday, his name is Earnest and he is an OG (original gangster) in this area haha. Everytime we see him he tells us that we are his favorite white dudes and that we are "flippin(except he doesn't use that word) classy". It was actually really cool how we picked him up! Yesterday Elder Burtenshaw and I were as determined as you can get to find a new investigator because we hadn't found one all week and we were gonna do everything we could to find one. We stopped by everyone that we had on the plans and nothing was coming through and we tried knocking a ton of houses and we just kept getting bashed, Satan was trying to get us to give up! We went to go stop by Earnest's house but his car wasn't there so we tried knocking anyways and nobody answered:/ In frustration we started knocking at

all of his neighbors doors and still nobody was answering and then right as we were about to leave Earnest pulled up in his car with his Gucci glasses on and we taught him and picked him up as an investigator! Super sick miracle!

Also Elder Burtenshaw and I found out that we are going to get a mini missionary to join us in a couple weeks we are pumped! Other than that we have just been enjoying the work and meeting some awesome people!

I hope y'all have a good week!

-Elder Larson

7 Eleven Slurpee Day:)

Big Boiz

THE DIRTY BURNIE

What's up fam??

I hope you all had a good week! It was very sad to say goodbye to all the people in Hagerstown/Antietam.  I don't know why but it was super hard to leave that crazy place! But I'm pumped to be here in Glen Burnie! My new companion is Elder Burtenshaw and he is a stud! This is his 3rd transfer, he plays baseball and football, he is my boy! My district is pretty dope too it's gonna be a good transfer!

The work has been going pretty good, we picked up some new investigators and had some solid lessons with our investigators and one of them came to church! Hopefully we see a bunch of baptisms here! I am giving a baptismal interview to some guy the other Glen Burnie elders are teaching this week who is getting baptized the next week! Stoked about that!

Anyways I hope y'all have a good week!

-Elder Larson

Elder Burtenshaw and Elder Larson

Goodbye Hagerstown:(:(

What's up fam!!

My last week in the Antietam ward was a good one!! I'm gonna miss this crazy place! I'm headed to Glen Burnie in Baltimore to be a district leader I'm pumped! It will probably be even crazier than Hagerstown! For real though I'm gonna miss the ward here and all of our investigators! It has been a good 7.5 months here in Hub City haha dang that's a long time!

We had a sweet lesson with our investigator Bob this week. To give you an idea about Bob, if he was a member of the church he would be a general authority! But he is really coming around and he loves the Book of Mormon! He's awesome! We had some sweet lessons with Vanessa, Alvin and with Larry as well! We got to go down to Edgewood Maryland (which is north of Baltimore) to watch Larry play in his special olympics basketball game! It was so much fun! Also we picked up another investigator, his name is Kevin and he was taught by missionaries before! The work is bumpin right now! I'm sad that I'll be leaving!

Anyways I hope y'all have a good week! 

-Elder Larson

Fishing with Brother Kane this morning

The Dream District

My Boy Johnmichael